this is how i travel

-which desserts travel well?

-how do you mean?

-well, i like a dessert that's lively- that likes to play license plate games and hunt for engaging radio stations.

-then i suggest you steer clear of the bread pudding.

this is how i travel-

standing up. via boat. holding hands.

it's glamorous and that's why i do it.

it befuddles the paparazzi and that's why i do it.

it allows me to see farther than i could if i were sitting,

and that's why i do it.

when my boat is having its barnacles scraped,

this is how i travel-

in a vintage automobile.

through post apocalypse arizona.

chased by motorhead mutants.

though it's more difficult to see, 

i still prefer the girl in my lap.